ClockLock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taking it to dem]

You want fair? I'll give ya' fair.

Well, first off, this movie ain't half bad. The graphics sorely need improvement for starters. The fbf wasn't half bad. The human fla you made reaaaally needs improvement. Don't use lines until you're pretty used to flash. I see this is like, what, your first flash past judgement? K then.

Second, ironically enough, your voice is annoying and I even wish you'd have used Speakonia instead. Please improve voice acting.

Third, I laughed at the homosexual comments at first, but you really need fresh new material. Calling your opposing enemies "gay" all the time in an attempt to insult them just gets very tiring. I can pull flash out of my ass that's funnier than that.

There ya go. I gave ya' a five outta ten pushing aside my affiliation with the Clock Crew and Lock Legion. I shall also comment that you really have no place saying that all Clock flashes suck. I will admit, there are many noobs that carry the Clock name that stain our reputation, and we have no control over them. But you must realize that it is unfair to generalize the whole of the Clock Crew, Lock Legion, etc, just because of those morons that send crap flash to the portal under our name.

I am interested in seeing what you shall argue with me. I won't say "you suck" or "lol you're sooooo cool". I want to see a logical argument from someone who thinks he knows it all. Feel free to IM me. Or better yet, I'll IM you. =D Pip pip and cheerio.

ChickenHumper001 responds:

I have a simple responce to "argue" you with:

You're judging a flash I made in under 6 hours

I wasn't out to "impress" with flash skills, I was out to vent out some real and honest points on why clock gets blammed.

I threw in a couple of things in there to show I know what I'm doing... the hand drawings, the beating of the clock showing obvious things such as motion tweening, shape tweening, color tweens, alphas... flash makers if you want to rate this flash, will see things here and there to show that I know what I'm doing.

I just didn't waste any time on it. I'm not gonna put my other projects aside for this crap. I even said it's crap IN the flash, AND correctly predicted it would run about a 2.1

But you missed that all... didn't ya...
I even drew the clock that I stabbed the hell out of nice and sexy with multi layers, alpha glare, and gave it a 3d look to the face, so that I could show you guys can't even draw a clock right.

Now, I brought this up with a clock today and it seemed like a good plausable way to put it:
I don't like gilmore girls the T.V. show. I've seen it about 6 times, all because I was forced to by the person that I was trying to get laid with. one of those episodes I laughed my freeken ass off, it was great. But the other 5 sucked so freeken bad I wanted to shoot my T.v. 5 out of 6 bad episodes, I don't watch that show.
You guys are like a t.v. show. T.v. shows have multiple writers... they have different scripts, directors can change, ect.. but you're known as a group, and you live or die as a group. Most flashes made by clock people suck, and just like gilmore girls, I'm not gonna waste my time.
If I dropped 20 bucks into an outhouse, I'm not going swimming.. that's just too much s**t to go through

[Daily2oon SE: Winchester]

Sup Wade

Rofl, that sudden little bit at the end made me lol. =D Fantastic work seeing all your flas are home-made and quite well done, might I add. Hilarious choice of audio and, ah, cast members (not me, but you know who I mean ;P)

Happy Daily Day folks!

WinchesterLock responds:

all fla's are mine except the Wade and Bedn one.

[Unknown rpg : LOCK]

Hahaha, most swizzy

Spitfire will be ecstatic to know he cameo'd in your movie (even if unintentionally). Anyways, that was a pretty fun little flash. ^_^ Keep up the good work.

[LL-Cloudlock Shorts #1]

Someone's stolen the interweb!

Gwuahahahaha, most excellent flash. XD It's good to see it up on Newgrounds. Congratsmaterdory! Wait what

Wonchop responds:

Here's your internet, ma'am.

[LL - MSN PERVERTS]

LOL

Guh, it just goes to show that I can't take one step without being paranoid or catch something. I've been in the Lock Legion too long. And you're not helping, Winchy! XD

WinchesterLock responds:

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