ClockLock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cool Things 395]

Ah, there it is!

Now that I've seen it, just what the heck, Aubers. Cannons are fun!

AubergineLock responds:

A cannon is a type of artillery, usually large and tubular, that uses gunpowder or other explosive-based propellants to launch a projectile over a distance. Cannon vary in caliber, range, mobility, rate of fire, angle of fire, and firepower; different forms of cannon combine and balance these attributes in varying degrees, depending on their intended use on the battlefield. The word cannon is derived from several languages, in which the original definition can usually be translated as tube, cane, or reed.

[LL - The Cookie Jar]

Best Lock flash today!

Oh man, everything was great. I haven't laughed so hard in ages, and the graphics were fairly good. That was an incredible amount of hard work you've put in, and it shows. Awesome stuff, Master.

MasterLock responds:

Why thank you! :]

[Bad Baby]

Holy crap, that was insane!

The animation and colors were incredible, but I can't help but wonder if you were on something.

You can tell ol' Clocky. What were you smoking?

I want some. :(

[Wotch the Dispelling]

Terrible, Hateful, Spiteful as Usual

And I bet you believe the world was made 6000 years ago too. Seriously, what is your college education? Have you taken evolutionary psychology? Have you taken biology, researched evolution, taken several courses in statistics? Do you know the terms naturalistic fallacy, or natural selection versus sexual selection? Or were you not accepted into college and you thought that since there were lots of girls going there that they kicked you out? College populations if you haven't realized are very diverse. I know the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has a ratio of 3 girls to every 2 guys, but North Carolina State University actually has 3 guys to every two girls. I don't quite understand where you're getting all your statistics from. You didn't even spell schizophrenia right, and I'm sure you don't understand it if you believe the majority of women have it.

You are so deluded that you don't believe the female orgasm exists (look, if you've never made a woman orgasm, it doesn't mean it exists, all right?) Top evolutionary psychologists such as Geoffrey Miller and Steven Pinker (male scientists in this case) acknowledge that such exists, and there are evolutionary reasons for it to exist. The contraction of the uterus expels cervical mucus and allows sperm from the potential father to enter the uterus much more easily. You can research this in your own time. You can look up the books "The Mating Mind" by Geoffrey Miller and "Sperm Wars" by Robert Baker(I promise, the latter is NOT pornographical), and see for yourself many reasons as to why sexuality is the way it is today. It would probably be good for you seeing as you're scared half to death of the opposite sex.

Unless, of course, you don't believe evolution happened because biology has it wrong and Darwin was a madman, and that physics is wrong because stars aren't supposed to be that old in God's 6000 year old universe and that geology is wrong because the Earth isn't supposed to be layered in such a way as to suggest an incredibly old age of the planet, and that all these scientific paradigms don't work together, especially the psychology of men and women, then of course, I can't argue with you since you're in your own little world.

Your own speculation does not equal hard facts. God-awful animation, hateful, pornographic, a mere slideshow with terrible spelling-- this qualifies as a zero.

[life in the bathroom]

Excellent!

Very original, I love the 3D style and I laughed at how the story progressed. My only complaint is that it's too short (but I know it'd be hard making a long flash out of that idea). Excellent little animation you've got here.

[Smash Kingdom Melee]

Definitely nothing new or exciting.

Some of the animation was good, some was pretty terrible (like the pixel art for... R.O.B in his costume), the humor was lacking, and the last bit was just a DragonBall Z rehash.

Maybe if you made your own sprites and put your own art into it (example, redraw some/all sprites the same style so they look consistent with one another), that'd be pretty cool. It just felt like all the art was ripped off from somewhere else and it didn't blend. I gave you a 3 for the incredibly long amount of time the flash ran and the effort that was put in, but otherwise, I've seen this a million times in other flashes.

[ccday mewvie by wolflok]

The awesome, it burns

Excellent use of Banana phone references, and clever use of flash as well!

[The 'Why Not?' Collab]

What on Earth is wrong with these people?

Of course, I wasn't exactly too pleased with the no-plot structure, but a flash's purpose is to entertain-- which is exactly what you guys have delivered. So good to see this collab finally out! I honestly didn't think you'd finish, but man, I'm glad I was wrong. ;P Keep up the good work!

Galloglasses responds:

Thanks Clocky, oh yeah, thanks on the full ten

[Electric Fishtank: Shit!]

I'm so very glad you didn't use stick figures!

Or half-human stick figures, by gum, they annoy me so much and I'd probably have given you a lower score for such! A prop plus another prop for a face (in this case, fruits plus locks) is brilliant, not to mention a surrealist view on kids today with their crazy drug addictions.

But seriously, I giggled like a little school boy. You and your trippy music choices always pull through and add to the animation as well. Three cheers for Coffee!