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[Cool Things 395]

Ah, there it is!

Now that I've seen it, just what the heck, Aubers. Cannons are fun!

AubergineLock responds:

A cannon is a type of artillery, usually large and tubular, that uses gunpowder or other explosive-based propellants to launch a projectile over a distance. Cannon vary in caliber, range, mobility, rate of fire, angle of fire, and firepower; different forms of cannon combine and balance these attributes in varying degrees, depending on their intended use on the battlefield. The word cannon is derived from several languages, in which the original definition can usually be translated as tube, cane, or reed.

[LL - The Cookie Jar]

Best Lock flash today!

Oh man, everything was great. I haven't laughed so hard in ages, and the graphics were fairly good. That was an incredible amount of hard work you've put in, and it shows. Awesome stuff, Master.

MasterLock responds:

Why thank you! :]

[The 'Why Not?' Collab]

What on Earth is wrong with these people?

Of course, I wasn't exactly too pleased with the no-plot structure, but a flash's purpose is to entertain-- which is exactly what you guys have delivered. So good to see this collab finally out! I honestly didn't think you'd finish, but man, I'm glad I was wrong. ;P Keep up the good work!

Galloglasses responds:

Thanks Clocky, oh yeah, thanks on the full ten

[Cool Things 402]

Oh man oh man

Sweet, sweet victory. So confusing that it was awesome. <:]

WinchesterLock responds:

EMBRACE THE CONFUSION

[LL - Pumpkin's Flash]

Short but swell

Very swell. =P Reminds me of a previous flash, and hopefully it won't cause too much controversy. Thumbs up!

WinchesterLock responds:

Controversy is good for getting people to make flash.

[SleepEasy]

Bahahahaha.

Hey, I actually laughed pretty hard. Your fbf is not shabby, better than what I was expecting, and well, I don't know, I just happened to find myself laughing quite a bit at certain points. Good job, and Happy Clock Day.

RupeeClock responds:

Thanks, I'm glad the humour was effective and this was my first attempt at FBF as well. :)

[Happy Birthday To Clock]

<:]

She put up quite a fight eh? Man, thanks for the flash! That sure is swell it is. =)

Spork-Lock responds:

It was lots of fun to make. Happy birthday =D

[LL-Every Mile]

Ahahahaha <3

Ah man, that was awesome. Memories. I lol'd hard a few times too. <3 Thank you so much. Much love! Arararara

WinchesterLock responds:

Was my pleasure. Glad you enjoyed it, much love! :3

[LL - The Lock Play]

That sure was hot!

I guess I'm a little biased too since you put me in (and thank you for that), but really, this is the first flash I've seen with full-fledged effort today. So I'll give you the first 10 I've given a flash today, and much love dude! Happy Lock Day, I hope you get an award for this!

EraserLock responds:

Awww... Thank you very very much! Thanks for the ten and much <3.
Tea. I also hope I'll get my firdt award for this :D! Wish me luck!

[Doubt's Hate Mail ATS]

You have the right to say what you wish...

... but I do as well. Maybe that's why you despise women so much; they have been given the ability to respond to your baseless claims and the only defense you have is to completely avoid the subject and resort to name-calling and fruitless degredation.

You're doing a very good job at annoying people, I can assure you. If that's your goal, then congratulations! But if you want to prove your point, you're out of luck. None of your arguments have statistics backing up your claims. You blame women's aspirations to look good on their stupidity? The fact of the matter is that the media is in control of public opinion on how a woman should present herself in public, which leads to enormous pressure when a woman cannot achieve the ideal beauty standard which Americans hold so dear. Watch Jeane Kilbourne's "Killing Us Softly" series in order to understand that we must all change our perceptions of male and female in order to bring justice to both genders.

And of course, you are obviously not helping. Men do also undergo a lot of pressure and unfairness in this society, but believe me, women have it worse off. I am sympathetic towards men, and I believe that you have undergone some sort of trauma in order to have made yourself so smugly hateful towards women. I am sorry that our society does not do you any justice, but remember that there are countless women who still continue to suffer the social ills of our society. They are straining to fulfill their own life niches while keeping up to the unrealistic standards for women today. That doesn't mean that every woman is innocent and intelligent. There is just as many female idiots as there are male idiots.

TL;DR, go ahead and provide evidence to support that males are being snuffed out completely from education. I want cold, hard numbers. You ARE an advocate for facts rather than opinion, aren't you? Stop singling out certain cases and begin to look at the bigger picture. If you decide to call me names like you have all of these other reviewers here, we'll know who the real intellectual is in this argument. A good debater does not resort to crushing his opponent by petty and childish name-calling: he does it with evidence.

doubtfish responds:

Numbers and statistics you say?
Duly noted. I will give you a few infallible numbers and statistics.
It'll be a fucking rash, though, due to the fact that so many of these numbers are slanted. I'll have to do some digging to find the tests, how they were programmed, etc.
A 1-d view at a 3-d world. Lots of work, but it will be damnding.