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ClockLock

Age/Gender: 22, Female
Location: NC
Job: Student

I am teh Clock Lock. I makes teh flash movies. It is delicious.

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Voting Pow.: 5.90 votes

BBS Posts: 5 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 203
Music Reviews: 4
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Score: 10
LL - The Cookie Jar

"Best Lock flash today!"

date: May 26, 2008

Oh man, everything was great. I haven't laughed so hard in ages, and the graphics were fairly good. That was an incredible amount of hard work you've put in, and it shows. Awesome stuff, Master.

May 27, 2008

Author's Response:

Why thank you! :]

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Score: 10
Lollerspalooza

"Oh that silly"

submission: Lollerspalooza
date: May 26, 2008

What will you think of next? I lol'd hard. Jujube is inconsiderate. :(

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Score: 10
Lock Racer ++

"Damn, nice coding!"

submission: Lock Racer ++
date: May 26, 2008

I had no idea that you were so good at it. The controls are smooth, the graphics superb, and what can I say, it was just overall fun. Got to about level 3, but I'm busy, so I can't play any further. Fun for everyone, even those who aren't Lock fans.

May 26, 2008

Author's Response:

I noo rite!!

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Score: 10
A Cookie's Life

"PENIS PENIS PENIS"

submission: A Cookie's Life
date: May 26, 2008

Seriously, great art, awesome humor, and of course, the secret ingredient to every Lock flash, penises everywhere. I lol'd hard. Fived! I love your accent (and yes I know that was from last year hehe).

May 27, 2008

Author's Response:

Voice overs are not my strong point but it was a nice personal touch, even if it was recycled crap from last year. Thanks for the rating :).

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Score: 10
Bad Baby

"Holy crap, that was insane!"

submission: Bad Baby
date: May 16, 2008

The animation and colors were incredible, but I can't help but wonder if you were on something.

You can tell ol' Clocky. What were you smoking?

I want some. :(

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Score: 0
Wotch the Dispelling

"Terrible, Hateful, Spiteful as Usual"

date: April 3, 2008

And I bet you believe the world was made 6000 years ago too. Seriously, what is your college education? Have you taken evolutionary psychology? Have you taken biology, researched evolution, taken several courses in statistics? Do you know the terms naturalistic fallacy, or natural selection versus sexual selection? Or were you not accepted into college and you thought that since there were lots of girls going there that they kicked you out? College populations if you haven't realized are very diverse. I know the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has a ratio of 3 girls to every 2 guys, but North Carolina State University actually has 3 guys to every two girls. I don't quite understand where you're getting all your statistics from. You didn't even spell schizophrenia right, and I'm sure you don't understand it if you believe the majority of women have it.

You are so deluded that you don't believe the female orgasm exists (look, if you've never made a woman orgasm, it doesn't mean it exists, all right?) Top evolutionary psychologists such as Geoffrey Miller and Steven Pinker (male scientists in this case) acknowledge that such exists, and there are evolutionary reasons for it to exist. The contraction of the uterus expels cervical mucus and allows sperm from the potential father to enter the uterus much more easily. You can research this in your own time. You can look up the books "The Mating Mind" by Geoffrey Miller and "Sperm Wars" by Robert Baker(I promise, the latter is NOT pornographical), and see for yourself many reasons as to why sexuality is the way it is today. It would probably be good for you seeing as you're scared half to death of the opposite sex.

Unless, of course, you don't believe evolution happened because biology has it wrong and Darwin was a madman, and that physics is wrong because stars aren't supposed to be that old in God's 6000 year old universe and that geology is wrong because the Earth isn't supposed to be layered in such a way as to suggest an incredibly old age of the planet, and that all these scientific paradigms don't work together, especially the psychology of men and women, then of course, I can't argue with you since you're in your own little world.

Your own speculation does not equal hard facts. God-awful animation, hateful, pornographic, a mere slideshow with terrible spelling-- this qualifies as a zero.

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Score: 9
life in the bathroom

"Excellent!"

date: March 16, 2008

Very original, I love the 3D style and I laughed at how the story progressed. My only complaint is that it's too short (but I know it'd be hard making a long flash out of that idea). Excellent little animation you've got here.

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Score: 3
Smash Kingdom Melee

"Definitely nothing new or exciting."

date: March 16, 2008

Some of the animation was good, some was pretty terrible (like the pixel art for... R.O.B in his costume), the humor was lacking, and the last bit was just a DragonBall Z rehash.

Maybe if you made your own sprites and put your own art into it (example, redraw some/all sprites the same style so they look consistent with one another), that'd be pretty cool. It just felt like all the art was ripped off from somewhere else and it didn't blend. I gave you a 3 for the incredibly long amount of time the flash ran and the effort that was put in, but otherwise, I've seen this a million times in other flashes.

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Score: 10
ccday mewvie by wolflok

"The awesome, it burns"

date: February 26, 2008

Excellent use of Banana phone references, and clever use of flash as well!

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Score: 10
The 'Why Not?' Collab

"What on Earth is wrong with these people?"

date: December 22, 2007

Of course, I wasn't exactly too pleased with the no-plot structure, but a flash's purpose is to entertain-- which is exactly what you guys have delivered. So good to see this collab finally out! I honestly didn't think you'd finish, but man, I'm glad I was wrong. ;P Keep up the good work!

December 22, 2007

Author's Response:

Thanks Clocky, oh yeah, thanks on the full ten

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